Subject:Washpot
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Entry 3966
Jes' lak ah wus goin' kill dis woman 'cross de street dere - she doin' me dirty. Ah takes an' hire somebody down heah tuh fumble round in 'er house an' git me her minstration, see. Well, now if dey got me her minstration, well ah take it an' bundle each cloth up an' take it in de back yard to a washpot an' bury it undah dis washpot, bury it deep so nuthin won't git it. Well now, yo' know evah week ah gotta do mah washin'. Well, as dat thing dry - see, as it dries, she'll begin tuh droop as it dry. Well, finely [finally] it dry an' molt away. An' when it [does], she jes' pine away. Dat's all ah kin tell yo' 'bout dat now, cuz ah don't wanta tell yo' no story. Ah wanta give yo' de straight tales.