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9 TIMES WIPE
Volume 3, entries 3238. Source context: THE PHYSICAL HUMAN BODY ITSELF → SEXUAL IMPOTENCE → CAUSES OF SEXUAL IMPOTENCE → MISCELLANEOUS. Entries listed under this heading in the source volume.
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Entry 3238
Ah know dis wuz positive cuz ah have tried dis. Ah've known mah hus- ban' tuh run out a lot, an' ah took - an' a lady [doctor] tole me somepin tuh do, it wuz worryin' me so, yo' know. An' quite nachural it wuzn't nuthin tuh hurt 'im at all, it wuz jes' tuh gain 'im back tuh mahself, see. An' she tole me tuh go uptown an' git a nickel worth of dis cheap homespun, but let it be bran'-new an' take it an' come home an' tear a piece off an' don' use it fo' nuthin but dat. An' she tole me tuh take dis piece of homespun an' dry him off wit it fo' nine times. An' aftah ah dry 'im off dat ninth time, jump up right off de bed - don't care if it twelve a'clock, one a'clock or whut hour of night it is - while dat dishrag is wet, ah mean dat new homespun is Wet, an' take it an' BURY IT UP UNDAH DE STEPS AN' SAY, JOE, AH'M BURYIN' YORE NATURE HEAH BECUZ YO' HAVE LEAVE ME, AN' ALTOGETHAH YO' DIDN'T WANT ME. YO' WUZ GIVIN' MINE'S WHUT BELONG TUH ME TO SOMEONES ELSE. AN' AH'M BURYIN' YO' HEAH NOW FO' YO' TUH COME BACK HEAH AN' BE WIT ME AN' BESIDES ME NO OTHAH, AN' WHENEVAH YO' GO TUH GIT UP ON TOP ANOTHAH WOMAN YORE HEART WILL FALL. An' evah time he go tuh git up on anothah woman, tuh save his life he couldn't have it. Don't care if de Judgment comin' an' dat wuz goin' save him, he couldn't have 'er 'less he die, an' he cain't have her den. He jes' be up dere tryin'. Evah time he go tuh put somepin dere it jes' buckle back, couldn't do anythin' wit 'er. Ah've tried dat mahself. An' aftah ah did it fo' a limited time, ah watched 'im to see how it wuz goin' act yo' know - tuh see whut he goin' do. An' lak ah did it dis mawnin' an' on de nex' third day, he would be wit me an' all befo' he wuzn't bein' wit me. He'd be out yo' know, othahwise.