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NO SPECIAL TIME...TUH GIT DIS DUS'
Volume 4, entries 7586. Source context: THE PHYSICAL HUMAN BODY ITSELF → DEATH AND BURIAL AND GRAVEYARD → HOW TO OBTAIN GRAVEYARD DIRT → TIME FOR TAKING GRAVEYARD DIRT. Entries listed under this heading in the source volume.
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Entry 7586
Now, it's no special time tuh entah dis graveyard tuh git dis dus'. Yuh kin be walkin' roun' de cemetery an' perten' [pretend] yuh be lookin' ovah yore belove' ones dat gone tuh rest. Now, in passin' yuh git chew a han'ful of it an' yuh go on. An' yuh an' yore wife or yore lady fren' - somebody lak dat - if it's quarrelin' [or] yuh may have caught 'er Vrong. Yuh don' wanta kill 'er, dat's gon'a put chew in trouble. Yuh jis' wanta git rid of 'er. Yuh'll take dat dus' an' when she go tuh bed at night an' dere's "er shoes, a pair of shoes dat she wears mo' den othahs. Yuh jis' sprinkle dat dus' in dose shoes. Quite natchel [natural] by sprinklin' dat dus' in dere, she's gonna pesspire [perspire] in 'er feet. Jis' lak yuh or ah would pesspire mdah de arm or on de haid, our po's [pores] would be open. If it wusn't dat, ve wouldn't nevah ketch a cold, yuh know. De dus' will dissolve jis' lak a aspirin. Well, when dat dissolve, her po's will be open an' 'er feet is right nex' tuh dat - might as well say dat. See. dat [is al little silk stockin'. See, it may be a pair of bedroom slippahs she may have on. Dat'll git right on intuh 'er po's an' 'er po's will close up wit dat in dere. An' she'll jis' withah away jis' lak anythin' else - jis' leave [this world].