Browse:Menses (Volume 1, entries 2568–2570)
Menses
Volume 1, entries 2568–2570. Source context: THE DOCTORS AT WORK: REPORTS FROM LAYMEN → BUSINESS AND CUSTOMERS. Entries listed under this heading in the source volume.
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Entry 2568
Your business get kinda dull, just open your half pint of whiskey or pint, or quart or whatever you want, and take some of your monthlies, clear it, and put two or three teaspoonfuls in it and whensomever they come in give 'em a drink and that'll draw your trade in.
Entry 2569
Ah heard 'em tell if yo' want people tuh come back to buy whiskey from yo' - if dey come dere tuh drink some whiskey, jes' befo', take an' put chew some urinate in dat whiskey, yo' understand, or either some of yore monthly discharge. If yo's a man, put some urinate; if yo's a woman, put some ministration in dere an' when dey come in dere drinkin', dey 11 come back. Dey jes' hang anto yo dey can't go nowhere else seem lak. Dey jes' come to yore place of business.
Entry 2570
Dey take dere monthly sickness an' put nine drops in some whiskey an' keep it saved back an' whenevah yo' sweetheart come or somepin lak dat yo' go out lak yo' goin' after de whiskey, an' yo' add some of that whut chew got - put in that fo' him.
(That's for love.)