Browse:BANANA (Volume 3, entries 3117)
BANANA
Volume 3, entries 3117. Source context: THE PHYSICAL HUMAN BODY ITSELF → SEXUAL IMPOTENCE → CAUSES OF SEXUAL IMPOTENCE → MISCELLANEOUS. Entries listed under this heading in the source volume.
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Entry 3117
In case if yo' don't have time, dis is a quick way now. Ah'm goin' tell yo' 'gin [again]. WANT CHEW PAY CLOSE 'TENTION AN' KETCH DIS. Yo' go tuh a fruit stan' an' git chew one banana. Undahstan' good now, jes' one. Yo' know dere's lotsa bananas are ripe, jes' so ripe dey'll almos' fall tuh pieces off de hull. Well, yo' git dat banana peelin'. Git dat banana peelin' an' den when she lay down at night an' go tuh sleep, jes slip dat banana peelin' dere, an' take dat banana peelin' an' jes' dou- ble it. See dere, double it jes' lak dat [demonstrates]. An' yo' take it an vipe dat woman. Wipe her fanny, see, an' yo' say, "No son-of-a-bitch don't git dis but me, no son-of-a-bitch don't git dis but me" [and probably repeat a third time]. All right, an' yo' do dat. Den yo' take dat banana peelin' an' throw it, throw it ovah yo' shouldah an' nobody else can't go wit 'er tuh save 'er life but chew.